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Things I Hate About TV

I know hate is a strong word, but I’m going to use it here.  Bear with me.  What I’m writing may be offensive.

Let’s start with Commercials and Advertisements.

I really hate that for almost 25 years it has been legal for pharmaceutical companies to advertise their drugs on TV.  The tag line is generally, “Ask your doctor about…” whatever particular drug they’re pitching.  If you are suffering from a condition that is addressed by the drug, this may seem like a helpful and compassionate thing for the drug company to do.  Realistically, though, if you have to be the one to bring the drug to the attention of your doctor, you probably should get another doctor. 

Here’s another one from the world of pharmaceuticals.  One of the drug companies that has been providing a vaccine against Covid – actually, a vaccine which has proved to not be a vaccine, but may have helped some who have taken it to have a milder case of Covid; it has not stopped the spread of the virus (that may offend some people; sorry, not sorry) – have a commercial which carries the message, “We just want to get life back to normal.”  Now, according to things I’m reading on the Internet (so you know they’re true…), this particular drug company has almost quadrupled their net profits since they got in the Covid vaccine business.  For me, it’s hard to believe they really want to get things back to normal.  If things go back to normal, there won’t be a demand for their vaccine.  And when the demand goes away, so do their profits.  I’m not accusing any one person of being responsible for this preposterous ad.  There are, I’m sure many honest and good-hearted individuals working for them.  I’m just saying that as a company they’re attempting to make the world believe that they’re in the game because of an intrinsic altruism.  They are not.  They’re in the game to make money.  Tell me all you want that they have to recover the billions they spend on developing their drugs.  I’m accounting for this.  It doesn’t change the bottom line.

And while we’re talking about proposed altruism, one of the commercials I most hate is a pickup truck commercial whose pitch is that they build trucks to change the world, that these trucks are a force for good in the world.  Even their color brings hope to a hurting world.  Give me a break.  Even if the initial buyer’s satisfaction has landed you an award, your proposed altruism simply is not what trucks are about.  They’re about being durable and hauling stuff.  Saving lives and making the world a better place is down the line somewhere in terms of their buyer’s intentions. 

Or the truck ad where the guy and girl (both very attractive Ken and Barbie types) are standing in knee deep show.  He whistles and a cute puppy comes bounding through the snow.  It’s a gift for his beloved.  She squeals with delight and then says, “I’ve got something for you.”  Then she whistles and a $60,000 pickup truck comes bounding into the picture as if it were a cute puppy.  Well, that’s the way it always happens in real life.  Right?

Or the luxury auto company that has their quite-expensive car sitting in the driveway with a ribbon and bow on it as a nice Christmas present.  That happens in my neighborhood all the time.  NOT!

I could go on and on.  You get my point.  Almost all TV ads and commercials are pitched away from our thinking minds and toward our vulnerable feeling minds.  Their objective is to hook me with the idea that I can have things that I didn’t want until I saw their ad, and things I really don’t need and simply can’t afford.  In fact, things that, if I buy them, will put me in financial trouble.  

I find myself talking smack to the TV a lot.

Or this one last one.  Spoiler alert.  This will be offensive to some people. 

I’m really tired of everybody from mobile phone providers to vacation home rental companies featuring same-sex couples as normal and wholesome in their ads.  You’re welcome to call me homophobic.  I can take it. 

I Googled the percentage of people in America who are homosexual and got an estimate from the people at Gallop: 5.8%.  Even a person as math-challenged as I am can see that 5.8% does not constitute normal.  Whatever moral standard you’ve adopted will have to account for the wholesomeness factor. 

I hate this for me, but I really hate this for my grandkids.  They see the same TV ads I see.  Only they don’t have the intellectual and neurological capacity to filter it against reality and truth. 

So hate me if you want to. 

What I hate most of all about TV, though, is that I’m so addicted to it.  I sit down and turn it on, and 3 hours later I’m thinking, “I’m whipped.  I need to go to bed.”  Generally, I’m not more intellectually or spiritually enriched than when I sat down and turned it on 3 hours ago.  And on top of that, my neurology has been hijacked by this protracted screen time and I have trouble getting to sleep when I fall into bed. 

I hate that I let it steal time that I could have been using for something constructive.  Like reading great books or the Bible.  Or writing.  Or practicing the guitar.  Or praying, for crying out loud.  Or spending time listening to the human I love most of all in the world, my wife.  Or Facetiming with my grandkids.  Or…  The list goes into the thousands of things.

And I won’t even go into the actual content of the TV shows that I watch.  When I take a step back and evaluate, I wonder why I would spiritually and intellectually be drinking from the toilet. 

OK.  I’ve got all that off my chest.  Thank you. 

But what’s the value of it?  Good question.

I’m not on a campaign to cancel TV from the homes of thoughtful Christians.  I’m not really against TV.  I guess what I’m advocating is watching it with a thinking brain as well as a feeling brain.  Evaluate its messages.  Question their truthfulness, their logic.  There are some really good things on TV.  Things that make you laugh (which is a very good thing for your health on every level), make you cry (which is also good for you), make you think (also good).  But don’t be victimized by your unwillingness-masquerading-as-inability to turn the device off.  Set boundaries for yourself.  And your kids!  If you don’t, nobody else will. 

Hardest to Gain, Easiest to Lose

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OK, you saw the picture, so you know I’m not talking about weight loss (in reverse…). Wouldn’t it be great if the pounds we need to shed were easy to lose and hard to get back? Unfortunately, I don’t have the secret to reversing the laws of nature. I’m talking about one of the things – possibly THE thing – that has the greatest positive or negative potential in your life. TRUST.

There’s nothing more difficult to gain and easier to lose in a relationship than trust. You can spend many months building trust and lose it in a minute.

The more deeply you trusted or were trusted, the more devastating to the relationship broken trust is. In these deeply trusting relationships, gaining trust back after it’s broken is sometimes impossible. I see this all the time in my marriage counseling. When infidelity is involved, gaining trust is next to impossible, sometimes. That’s not just a little ding on trust. Betrayal blows trust up. Sometimes to the point that it can’t be rebuilt. It’s not just the huge breakages that do this. Broken trust is really hard to rebuild in smaller issues than marital infidelity, too.

Sometimes (actually lots of times) when the conflict a couple is having comes from or has caused broken trust, one of the partners will talk about how unfair it is that they have to work so hard to earn the trust back. It feels to them like they’ve already done way more work than they should have had to in order to somehow atone for what they did, and even things up. After a while of making effort with little or no positive feedback, lots of people just give up.

Here’s the principle that governs this dynamic: If I’m the one who broke the trust by something I did or said, I don’t get to decide what’s appropriate to make amends or even things up. Another, probably better way to say this is, The offended party decides what and how much will make amends and mend the broken trust.

If you’re thinking that’s not fair, you’re right. But this isn’t about what’s fair. It’s about rebuilding the single thing that the relationship hangs on. Trust is the most important block in the foundation of the relationship. No relationship is deeper or stronger than the trust between the people in it. It can’t be. In fact, there’s a direct relationship between trust and depth. The greater the trust, the deeper the relationship; the deeper the relationship, the greater the trust.

I doubt that any of this is new information for you, even if you wouldn’t use my words for it. I know people who can do a great talk about the philosophical value of trust in relationships, but who have no idea of how to nurture it when it’s present, and even less of an idea for how to rebuild it when it’s been broken.

I don’t have the final word on trust, and I don’t have the ultimate 3-Step Plan for rebuilding it, but I’ve got a couple of ideas that I think are worth passing along.

FIRST of all when you’ve broken trust, APOLOGIZE. Apologize sincerely. Two words will scuttle a sincere apology: If and But. “If I hurt you, I apologize…” Or, “I know I hurt you, but…” Both turn an apology into something else – most often a further disappointment to the person we’re talking to. “If” turns it into a subtle accusation. If the person who was hurt, the implication goes, was more mature, stronger, more resilient, they wouldn’t have been hurt. But since they were hurt, I’ll be the bigger person and make this apology, even though I don’t think it should be necessary. It’s not a real apology, and it’s way not sincere.

When “but” gets into an apology, it becomes an excuse or justification for what the offender did. “I hurt you, I didn’t mean to.” Which is like saying, “Ok, so I hurt you, but because I didn’t mean to do it, it doesn’t count.” That’s nuts, right?

“If” and “But” ruin any attempt to make a legitimate, sincere apology. So get rid of them from your apology vocabulary.

After apologizing, SEEK FORGIVENESS. There is power (and honor) in asking, “Can you forgive me?” When one adult humbly asks this of another adult, it makes good sense. It conveys the sense that you value them as people enough to desire their forgiveness. But Pride will always get in the way of sincerely asking for forgiveness. Asking for forgiveness out of pride does the same thing as using “if” and/or “but” in the apology.

When a parent humbly asks their child for forgiveness, it can be incredibly powerful. It reinforces the fact that you value them and what they’re feeling. It conveys such a powerful message. And it gives them a model for their own apology-life. This is HUGE.

Then comes acting out your sincerity. This is best done when you make it your goal to KEEP YOUR COMMITMENTS. Another way to say this is don’t make commitments you know you can’t keep. Sometimes we make promises and commitments just because we don’t want to get into a big discussion and end up in over our head. Sometimes making a promise (even if we know we probably won’t be able to keep it) is easier than truth-telling. Sometimes we make promises we know can’t keep because we don’t want to disappoint the other person. The problem is, when we don’t keep the promise, we disappoint them in a bigger way when we break our commitment than we would have disappointed them by not promising in the first place. But we often make promises and hope for the best, even though we know when we make the promise, we’re probably not going to be able to keep it.

Sometimes people make promises they know they probably won’t be able to keep because they want to please the one who has asked for the commitment. There’s a ton of backfire potential in this kind of promise-making. When you’re unable to keep the promise, you’ll end up with worse than the opposite of what you were trying to get by making the promise in the first place. If you’re a people pleaser, this is something you’ll have to intentionally keep yourself from doing.

So what do you do when you can’t keep your promise? Because there will be these times, even if you promised with the best of intentions. You’ve got to have a strategy for this because life has a way of getting in the way of promise-keeping. There are times when things out of your control happen, and you won’t be able to keep the promise. When that happens, SEEK PERMISSION TO NEGOTIATE OR BE RELEASED FROM A PROMISE. If you discover (or more realistically, when you discover) you won’t be able to keep a commitment, immediately ask if there’s a way you can be released from the commitment, or if it can be renegotiated. And when I say immediately, I mean immediately. Don’t put if off thinking there will be a better time later. There won’t be. So do it NOW.

Anybody can be a promise-maker. Few are actually promise-keepers. You know that making promises isn’t the point. Keeping them is. Here’s the bottom line: BE RESPONSIBLE.

Nothing is more important to the health and depth of relationships than trust. It’s at the heart of our relationship with God. The Hebrew writer wrote, “Without faith it’s impossible to please God.” In a very similar way, the depth and reliability of trust in your marriage, friendships, working relationships is central and essential.

So here’s the challenge: examine the level of trust in your relationships, beginning with the closest and most meaningful. If you need to make some positive moves on this, begin right now, in partnership with Christ, the ultimate and perfect model of the One Who kept and keeps His promises.

9/12 and the Collective Amygdala

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Yesterday we remembered one of the most significant dates in American history. Certainly the most significant date in my lifetime. September 11, 2001. If you’re in your 30s or older, you probably remember where you were and what you felt when two planes rammed into the Twin Towers, another crashed into the Pentagon, and the last of four planes crashed in a field in Pennsylvania. Nearly 3000 lives were lost in this national tragedy.

Everybody in my world was rocked that Tuesday morning. Work ground to a halt. Everything else became irrelevant. I don’t think I can overstate the drama and confusion of the days that followed.

Amidst the many horrible memories these days gave birth to, one good memory is how the nation – most of the world, actually – responded to the horrors of the attack. Thousands of men and women streamed in to New York City. All by some means other than on a jet plane, because every plane in the country was grounded. Thousands came, in spite of the challenges to get there, to be part of the efforts to rescue and care for victims of the attack. Millions of dollars were contributed almost over night toward the effort.

One other thing stands out in my memory of the weeks following 9/11/01. Churches filled. Not just for Sunday morning services, though they were far fuller then than before. They filled with people through the weekdays seeking a place to pray, to cry out to God from broken hearts for lost lives and and a very fearful future – seeking a sanctuary. The trauma drove us to God for comfort, if not for answers. A unique and powerful thing happened overnight.

A country that was full of confident, self-reliant, self-sufficient men and women going about their very busy and self-important lives ground to a full stop. We – all of us – stopped and refocused. We turned our hearts to the only One who could help us. In our collective panic, we sought God for comfort and help.

This, I believe, was a spiritual reaction that originated in our brains. This doesn’t mean it was less a spiritual reaction than merely a neural one. I think it happened in the Amygdala, a little place in our Limbic system that you might not even know you have.

The function of the Amygdala is to react in split-second speed to perceived threat. When activated, it takes over, and in a flash. This is a gift from God. He has designed and hard-wired our brains to be capable of reacting to threat in less than a second for the sake of our survival.

But the Amygdala doesn’t process the nature or level of threat. The part of our brain that does this is the Pre-Frontal Cortex, the part of the brain just behind your forehead. That part of your brain, your executive command center, is capable of processing the data coming in from your five senses and coming to a conclusion about the intensity and level of threat the Amygdala has fired off for.

Here’s the problem, though: the Amygdala hijacks your Pre-Frontal Cortex. It literally locks your thinking mind out, and then it’s all about your reactions, your survival instinct, not your responses. Your Amygdala puts the pedal to the metal for your instant reaction. You just need to fight or flee, or in some cases a generally fatal reaction, freeze. These are the only options.

Blah, blah, blah. So why am I writing about this brain stuff? Because in a figurative sense, we, as a country, have what I’ll call a “Collective Amygdala.” On September 11, 2001, the threat of very real and present danger set it off, and our panic kicked in as a reaction.

Not many of us could pick up arms and begin fighting the enemy who attacked us, though lots of us wanted to. Recruiting stations were quickly overrun by volunteers. But there wasn’t anything anybody could do about this attack, immediately. It took several days for the President, Congress and the Military to make a plan for responding decisively.

What the rest of us did when our Amygdala got activated was run to God. It was the only thing we knew to do. It was also the best thing we could do.

We cried out to God. We pleaded. We confessed our sins. We longed to draw our loved ones close. We were confronted by our mortality. In those days our hearts were open to God in ways they hadn’t been on September 10.

But my memory is that in about six weeks, churches were less and less crowded on Sunday. Attendance at prayer meetings fell off pretty dramatically.

Here’s the thing about your Amygdala. It eventually gets less stimulated. The Amygdala effect wans and wears off. In an individual, it can happen fairly quickly, in a few minutes even. When the Pre-Frontal Cortex finally gets behind the controls, it evaluates the actual threat level, and if not imminent, can assure the Limbic system that we’re not in imminent danger. Heart rate returns to normal. Blood pressure returns to normal.

This probably happened in some way to our collective Amygdala in those post 9/11 days. I think it may have happened to us as a nation. It took us a few weeks, but our emotional and spiritual blood pressure, along with our spiritual and emotional heart rate eventually returned to a kind of normal. We stopped holding our breath. We didn’t feel the urgency to get to church and call out to God. It started to feel like we’d be OK.

On the anniversary of 9/11 (pretty much all the anniversaries of it), we’re called to reflect on the event and the emotion connected to that day. We think about the grief and loss of the families who can now only visit the grave of their loved ones, if their bodies were recovered. We think about the national horror and feelings of helplessness. We’re think about the efforts and sacrifices of First Responders and civilians who rant to help, instead of running to get out of harm’s way Or we’re urged to.

On the 20th anniversary, it felt especially poignant to me. Did it to you? Lots of factors there, I guess. You’re no more spiritual than me if you were very deeply moved, and no less spiritual if you weren’t. Everybody’s different. But I’m thinking that for all of us, our Amygdala has long ago released our Pre-Frontal Cortex to think rationally. The cortisol and adrenalin has drained out of our system. We’re back to normal. What clinicians call stasis.

Still, though, the memory of the spike and the Amygdala effect is there. Or should be.

So what difference does any of this make? To me, it comes down to two primary things. If 9/11/01 didn’t remind you of the brevity of life, its uncertainty, its fragility, you weren’t paying attention. Because life is is brief, uncertain, fragile. None of us knows if we’ll be able to say, “I love you,” or “I’m sorry,” tomorrow.

The second thing, which I think flows from the first, is that control is an illusion. Even if your life is cruising along well and everything’s good, you’re not in control of the world. You’re really only a little bit in control of your life. You are absolutely NOT in control of the world. It’s a fact that we should organize our lives around, but generally don’t. It’s a fact that we push away and try to forget because it’s unpleasant and gets in our way.

If you have Facebook, you’ve probably seen the posts that say they wish we could get back to September 12, 2001. We can’t. I don’t want to have to go through September 11, 2001, to get there. Neither do you.

But I do want to set the two primary things I wrote about a couple of paragraphs ago squarely in my mind and heart, and not let the whirl of my life, and the distractions all around me push it away.

The Worst Excuse I’ve Ever Heard

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Poor old, wrinkled, bandanaed, pigtailed, IRS hounded Country crooner Willie Nelson may have found a cash cow to milk in his twilight years. Or his manager did it for him. In either case, if he’s getting some kind of payment for every time the FedEx ad on TV plays which uses a couple of phrases from one of his most famous songs, he’s got to be raking it in. I see it all the time. The ad’s somewhere between a promotion of their services and virtue signaling that they’re doing heroically more than their fair share to save the planet by reducing their carbon footprint, which should make you want to use them instead of their competitors.

The two lines that are in the ad are (and if you’re old, feel free to sing along): “Maybe I didn’t love you quite as often as I could have, but you were always on my mind…”

While this makes a pretty good Willie Nelson song (and it does), it makes a HORRIBLE apology. In fact, it’s the worst apology I’ve ever heard. And I’ve heard a lot of them. Shoot, I’ve made a lot of them! This one still tops the charts for the worst. It’s actually not an apology. It’s an excuse, and not even that good of an excuse.

Here’s the thing. There’s a huge and important difference between an apology and an excuse. Always On My Mind crosses the line from apology to excuse. LOTS of intended apologies do. I think most of the time the offerors of these broken apologies don’t even know they’ve broken them by making them excuses.

What breaks an apology and makes it an excuse is a condition. The two key words for this are “if” and “but.” You know, “If I hurt you, I sure didn’t mean to…” Or, “I know you got your feelings hurt, but…” I hear this so often in marriage counseling. I mean WAY often. Most of the time when an excuse like this, masquerading as an apology, happens, the recipient isn’t very thrilled with it. In fact, they almost always get defensive, and then go on the offensive.

And here’s why. When I break an apology and make it an excuse by adding a condition, I’m shedding the blame for my action. In fact, I’m not just shedding the blame for it, I’m usually casing it on the person I’m apologizing/excusing to. “My motives were good. You just took it wrong.” Or, “I was wrong, but if you were more mature, this wouldn’t be such a big deal.” Or in the Willie Nelson vein, “Maybe I did something that hurt you, but I think fondly of you all the time. Doesn’t that count for something?” The answer is NO.

In marriage and family life, making good apologies is essential and is needed all the time. Spouses to spouses. Parents to children. Children to parents. We’re going to make mistakes and hurt people we love. That’s an unfortunate part of the human condition. When our apologies are excuses, though, instead of nurturing love and security where it’s most needed, at home, we do the opposite. An actual apology, when done in humility and sincerity, can enrich a relationship and nurture love. Excuses just add more reasons to the growing list of why it’s not safe here.

Gary Chapman and Jennifer Thomas (not my Jenny… she’s way smarter and prettier than the one who co-authored this book) wrote a book entitled The Five Languages of Apology. Gary Chapman is the guru and originator of the Five Love Language thing (a really good tool for human relations in any setting, which I highly recommend). Chapman and Thomas do an extensive job of unpacking the whole apology thing, and offer some great advice on it. If you find your apologies aren’t being accepted very often, it could be that you need to get the book and do a little work with it.

My experience is that when I own what I did without attempting to shed blame or cast it on the one I hurt, and do this with sincerity and humility, their heart generally opens to me. How quickly they open their heart has to do with how deeply I hurt them, how often I’ve done it, and how long it took me to own up to my behavior.

Here’s one more thing I’ve learned. At the close of my sincere and humble apology, asking a question can be appropriate and helpful, especially in marriage and family life. A simple question. “Can you forgive me?”

It takes some nerve to ask this question, because the person to whom I apologize and from whom I ask forgiveness isn’t obligated to say yes to my question. It’s a risk worth taking, though.

In your career, the principle’s the same. Sincere, humble apologies instead of excuses don’t make mistakes and emotional injuries go away, but they can make it possible to move forward with less lasting damage in the relationship. And your career is all about relationships, whether you think it is or not.

If I’ve left something important out of this, I’m sorry. No, wait. That pesky conditional if needs to go away. I’m pretty sure I’ve left some important things out of this, and for that I’m sorry. I hope you’ll be able to harvest something good out of it that will help you grow stronger relationships in your marriage, family and career. And one of the things that is likely to do is to make your testimony for the Savior shine brighter and clearer.


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We got to hang out with two of our three daughters and their families this weekend at my sister and brother-in-law’s in Kansas City. This is a rare treat for us. We don’t very often get to see more than one of them at a time, and almost never all three at the same time. Thousands of miles separate us. So when we get to be together, it’s a party. Lots of hugs and kisses. Lots of laughter. Lots of love. It was great!

When the end of the weekend came, instead of driving all the way through from Kansas City to Edmond (about 6 hours), we drove 3 hours to our oldest daughter’s in SE Kansas and spent the night there. While we were on the road to get there, she sent Debbie a text message that said they had come home to an ant infestation in their kitchen. They live rural, so ants and critters are part of life for them. But if you know our Becky, you know that ants are NOT OK!

When we got there a couple of hours after they had gotten home, Becky had cleaned out her kitchen cabinets and was Shop Vacing with enthusiasm (though not happy enthusiasm..), sending hundreds of ants to a godless eternity, where they belong. A driven woman, she was.

Since I have watched her grow up and know her nature, I knew the smartest thing I could do was stay out of her way. Which I did. Lucky for me, staying out of the way is one of my primary Spiritual Gifts. I knew better than to tell her that there are places where ants are considered a delicacy, raw and/or fried. So I just buttoned my lip and hung out in the other room.

Her husband sprayed the outside perimeter of the house, and they set ant traps. Four or five times before bedtime, she went back to the Shop Vac in the kitchen and sucked more ants up. First thing this morning, she was back in vacuum mode.

I have every confidence that she’ll rid their home of these unwanted pests. And probably sooner than her neighbors would have, had they experienced the same infestation. She’s got the tenacity gene.

I don’t like ants, either. I fully support her all-out war on them.

There are ants that I hate more than the ones that dwell in the ground and feast on anything sticky in or on our kitchen cabinets, though. I first heard of them from a friend, Shonna Erickson, a wonderfully skilled Marriage and Family Therapist I got to work with at Canyon Ridge Christian Church in Las Vegas, and then read about in a book by Dr. Daniel Amen, Change Your Brain, Change Your Life. These ants are Automatic Negative Thoughts. A.N.T.s. I have been plagued by them since I was in grade school. A veritable infestation. It may not have started for you in grade school, but I’m pretty sure you’ve got your own share of A.N.T.s, too. Here’s a few of mine from grade school and jr. high, which have, sadly, endured well into my adult years:

“You’re too short to ever be good at basketball or football.”
“But you’re too fat to be a jockey.”
“You’re not bright enough to be at the head of your class. You can’t do math or spell. So.”
“Preacher’s kids never get invited to the Cool Kids’ Table, so quit wishing for it. For crying out loud, your mom buys all your clothes (except for the ones she makes) at J.C. Penney!” (This was before J.C. Penney got a little bit hip.)

These are only a few of the A.N.T.s I feel safe enough to share. There are dozens more. All the others are far too ugly to share in a public forum.

I have a whole separate category for theological A.N.T.s. Like, “Go ahead and try, but you’ll never be good enough to satisfy God.” Or, “This Grace-Thing you keep hearing about? That’s not for you. Not until you get better.” Or, “God is so disappointed in you.” Or the ever-popular, “You’ll always be like this (whatever bad I had just done).” Or this one that’s done me lots of damage, “God’s not coming through on this. Again.” That one’s very closely related to this next one. “Nothing ever works out for you. Just brace yourself and deal with it.”

And then there’s this one that just doesn’t seem to want to go away: “You’re a fraud, and when they find out (and they WILL find out), you’re toast.”

Feeling my pain yet?

What do you do with these A.N.T.s? How do you make them go away? No, really. I’m asking you. If you’ve got a way to do this, I’d love to hear about it.

Here’s the only thing that’s worked for me. I stole this idea from Jon Acuff’s book, Soundtracks (which I highly recommend). Jon says to ask three questions of these messages that keep playing in our mind: 1) Is it true? 2) Is it helpful? 3) Is it kind?

There’s a good chance that these A.N.T.s I’m talking about (Acuff calls them broken soundtracks because they just keep playing over and over in our minds) won’t make it past the first question. Most of them are lies. And most of them come from deep in our memories, which means they’ve been playing and crawling about in our minds for years. This means they’ve got a virtual highway burnt into our neuropathways, and that makes them hard to eradicate.

Second question: Is it helpful? How many of the A.N.T.s crawling around in your mind are actually helpful? For me, the answer is NOT MANY! That mental voice that’s almost constantly saying (and often shouting), “yer not enough!” and “you’ll never make it!” is never helpful. If it’s ever happened that one of those voices said, “This is going to be really hard, but if you apply yourself, you can do it,” I have no memory of it.

And then the third question: Is it kind? You need to look as objectively as you can at your own A.N.T.s and answer that question for yourself, but for me, NONE of mine are kind. Brene Brown once wrote, “Speak to yourself as you would to a friend.” Great advice. There are times you have to be brutally honest with a friend, but if they’re really a friend, you’ll be kind when you do this. Most of us aren’t very kind to ourselves. At least not in the mental conversations we have between our ears.

So what are we supposed to DO about this stuff? Well, I don’t have a money-back guarantee, but here are a few things that at least offer some practical things to go to work on.

First, PRAY! Ask God to empower your effort to exterminate your A.N.T.s., and to open your heart and mind to the truth about what He believes about you. The best start point for any improvement effort or enterprise is prayer. So start there.

Next, in partnership with God and His Spirit, IDENTIFY YOUR A.N.T.s. Call them out. What are the messages you keep hearing in your heart and mind? Write them out. Get them out of your mind and onto paper (or your screen; but paper is actually better – I’ve got a whole big explanation for this, but not now).

In the margin of your page beside each of your identified A.N.T.s, write T H K. Then circle T if it’s True, H if it’s Helpful, K if it’s kind. If it’s not True, Helpful or Kind X over all three of them.

That much isn’t that hard. From here on, it gets a little more difficult. So strap in.

What you do now is RETIRE these A.N.T.s and broken soundtracks. Your make a conscious decision, with God’s help, to shut these messages down when they pop up. One way to do this is to say to yourself when one of them jumps up, “Wait a minute. I already retired that A.N.T. Be gone!” It won’t work every time, but it works better than you might think.

Then you REPLACE THEM. For some of us, this is the most difficult thing of all. It’s also part B of Retiring them. You replace these lies with truth.

Here’s an example from my list. A.N.T. = “You’re too short to be good at football or basketball.” Replacement = “Dude, you’re an almost perfect height for golf.” Here’s a better replacement, though: You’re just the height God wants for what He wants to do in the world with you.

There are hundreds of truthful replacement statements about you. Most of them will sound strange and maybe even boastful when you say them out loud to yourself. You’ve never thought most of them about yourself. In fact, you may not believe them about yourself. Telling yourself what God says about your redeemed self is the best truth to tell yourself. If you’d like some help with this, send me an email at and I’ll send you a simple document that will help you with this.

The point, the objective on this is to break the chains that A.N.T.s and broken soundtracks have on you, and move into your best life by believing about yourself what God says He believes about you. It will take effort and intention. None of this will happen accidentally. But you’re not on your own with it. You’re in partnership with the One who made you and knows you better than you know yourself. He’s also the One who wants you to live your best life. So strap in, put your hand in His and start exterminating A.N.T.s and breaking broken soundtracks.

The Big Three

The Three Things You Should Have Read This Week (08/31/18) — Pastor Matt's  Blog

Have you ever thought about how many things come in triads, sets of three? Like chipping, putting and driving? Or offense, defense and special teams? Or earth, wind and fire? Or blood, sweat and tears? Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin? Or Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer and Gary Player? Or Faith, Hope and Love? Or for most of the married people I know, three that were included in your wedding vows: love, honor and cherish? (A couple of generations ago, it would have been “love, honor and obey,” but since the 70s and 80s, we’ve made an adjustment. I’m good with love, honor and cherish. If those three are in place, the obeying part will usually happen more or less naturally.)

Since shifting my role and career fully into counseling, I see lots of married couples. Most of them because things have gone sideways in their marriage. I can only think of one or two in my 45 years of ministry in churches, and how a couple of years in private practice who came because their marriage was really good, and they just wanted to make sure they were doing all they could to keep it there. The rest came because of problems. Sometime BIG problems.

So it’s rare when I see couples the first time that they’re oozing love, honor, cherishing. Usually what’s oozing is pretty toxic. My goal is to help them discover that there is love and honor and cherishing in there, if even just a tiny hint of it, and walk with them as they do things that will grow these things. Depending on how long the unloving, dishonoring and disregarding has been going on, it could take anywhere from a few dial clicks of correction to a pretty full-on life make-over to get back to love, honor and cherish. And even if it’s just a few dial clicks, it takes a high degree of commitment and effort from the couple to make the changes that this process takes.

Here’s something about this process that’s changed my life since I learned it. No matter how much I want to see the changes made in their lives and marriages, they’ve got to want it more than I do. In fact, until they want it more than I do, there’s almost no chance of it happening. I have a counselor friend that will sometimes tell a client, “I think I’m working harder at this than you are, and that’s not going to work. Let me know when you’re ready to get in the game.”

Discovering that my role isn’t to do the work, but is to help them figure out what they need to do, and then help them move toward that, has changed my life. It took me longer than I whish it had to figure out that it’s the Holy Spirit’s job to change people, and I’m not the Holy Spirit. But learning that has set me free.

So thanks for letting me unburden my soul on this…

Here’s why I’m writing about love, honor and cherish. Nothing in family relationships makes them more healthy than these three things. The one thing that most promotes health and vitality in a family is having God at the center. Until this happens, no amount of merely human effort will do much to change things in a consistent and lasting way. But when He’s there at the center, three things that will always be there and happening to one degree or another are loving, honoring and cherishing. These things mark a healthy family.

I believe they happen in marriage and family life in a trickle-down way. It starts with putting God in the center and partnering with Him to discover and reflect His nature in the way we live as individuals. And then when two individuals with this as their goal get married, loving, honoring and cherishing trickle down to them from God, the Author of all three. It’s not instant, and it doesn’t happen accidentally, but God brings as much of Himself to the relationship as we allow Him to. When children come along, loving, honoring and cherishing trickle down to them because they see these three things being expressed by their mom and dad. And when this happens, the result is a thriving, healthy, mostly-happy family, though not a perfect one.

I don’t know anyone who would disagree with this, philosophically. (There are probably lots who wouldn’t, but I don’t know them.)

The problem isn’t in philosophical agreement, though. It’s down here on the runway where life happens day by day, hour by hour, minute by minute. In the world of dirty laundry, bills to pay, jobs that take more than they give, cars that break down, homework, little league and enforcing bedtime schedules. Unfortunately, I know lots of families who philosophically agree with my trickle-down idea, but who have little love, little honor and little cherishing going on. It makes me sad, and I think it breaks God’s heart.

But there’s a positive side to this. Moving out of the brokenness of marriages and family life where loving, honor and cherishing isn’t happening doesn’t take a post graduate degree. It takes some education, but it’s not a matter of anybody not being smart enough to do this thing. Here are a few ideas I’ve got:

  1. Make a decision that you will not be satisfied with the status quo. Decide that you will begin taking steps in partnership with God to build in love, honor and cherishing into your marriage and family.
  2. Don’t wait for anybody else to come on board with this idea. Do the things that are needed, even if you don’t see much movement in anybody else. This part is about you, not them.
  3. ASK GOD FOR HIS DIVINE HELP. I probably should have made this number 1 on the list. None of the rest of the list will happen without this.
  4. Make a list of behaviors that you’ve seen in and from other people that capture love, honor or cherishing. Friends, family members, casual observations as you’ve done life, characters in books you’ve read. Look around. Intentionally start looking for things that communicate love, honor and cherishing.
  5. Figure out your spouse’s and your kids’ Love Languages. If you’re unfamiliar with the Love Language thing, here’s a website that will help you: There’s even a quick electronically scored assessment you can do for FREE.
  6. Connect what you learn about your spouse’s and your kids’ Love Languages with the list you made in step 4.
  7. Make it your goal to do something off the list you came up with in step 6 every day.

SEVEN STEPS!? That sounds complicated. It’s not as complicated as it seems. But it’s more important than you might think.

And here’s the best part: nobody wants you to effectively and consistently love, honor and cherish your spouse and your kids more than God does. If ever there was a prayer He wants to answer, it’s the one you’ll pray in step 3. So do it now. Don’t wait for a better time. There won’t be one. You have an enemy who’ll make sure of that. But you also have an Ally Who has already defeated your enemy, and Who’s just waiting for you to ask Him for His help.

Mind the Gap

Mind The Gap – John Maxwell

If you ever get the chance to visit London, GO! You’ll need to take plenty of money, because the US dollar is pretty weak in the world right now (thank/blame whomever you want for that), but GO.

I never would have imagined that I’d get to go, but God opened doors for us, and Debbie and I got to spend a few days there on one of our trips back to the US from Europe a few years ago. It was fantastic. If you love history, London leaks it. I’d go back in a heart-beat.

If you get to go, you’ll likely take the Tube (the subway system) to get around. For a couple of Okie transplants to Las Vegas, subways were few and far between. It was almost like an amusement park ride for us. The Tube will take you very nearly everywhere you need to go in London.

You’ll hear the recording and read the warnings, “Mind the gap,” every time you get on and get off the Tube. It’s a kind warning, since there is a gap between the platform and the car which could cause no small personal damage if you didn’t account for it. And the British accent of the man or woman on the recording is very intriguing to Yanks like us. The saying’s also on coffee cups and post-it notes in most all the gift shops in the city. It’s kind of one of those iconic things for London.

We’ve got a picture of the Mind the Gap warning on our digital photo frame, and every once in a while it spins up when I’m waiting for my coffee to brew through the Keurig. It’s a good reminder for me for a couple of reasons. First of all, it sparks off some great memories of those days we enjoyed there. And second, it’s a worthy caution for my life.

It’s the second thing there that occasions this blog.

All of us need to Mind the Gap. All of us have gaps in our lives. No matter how mature and together you are, there are gaps in your life. You know about some of them. Things you whish were different, but which you haven’t yet got around to devoting time and energy to fixing. Things that seem beyond fixing, which you just have to work around because they resist fixing. And then there are gaps you have and don’t’ know you have. Mental, emotional, behavioral, spiritual gaps that you don’t realize you have. If you’re married, your spouse knows them. And if you have kids, your kids (especially if they’re teens or older) know what they are. They may not bring the subject up, but they know about your gaps. They may be afraid of you from time to time because of your gaps. Everybody’s got them.

There’s a tool social psychologists sometimes use to illustrate this, called the Johari Window (see graphic).

Framework 5: The Johari Window | Framework Addict

It doesn’t explain everything you need to know about gaps, but it’s a good place to start a discussion about them. The point of the Johari Window is that you want to make the Area 1, known by self, larger and larger, and Areas 2, 3 and 4 smaller and smaller through self-awareness. All three of these areas (2, 3 and 4) represent gaps in your life. Things you’re blind to, things you hide (from others and even from yourself), and things you simply don’t know about.

In human relationships, these gaps create problems. Sometimes BIG ones. I’d say most of the marriage problems I counsel couples with happen because of issues with Areas 2, 3 and 4. If you’re married, I’d bet a dime that they account for most of the conflict and issues you experience with your spouse. When you put two people who have gaps together in a relationship, there’s plenty of opportunities for misunderstandings, hurts, even deep wounds.

Only one person who’s ever lived had no gaps. Of course, you know this is Jesus. He had no Areas 2, 3 or 4. He knew everything there was to know about Himself. If He didn’t, He wouldn’t be God. He hid nothing.

But, just in case you didn’t get the memo yet, you’re not Him. You’ve got gaps. Me, too.

In Psalm 139, David wrote a poem-prayer with a very bold and gutsy Gap-related request.

23Search me, God, and know my heart;

test me and know my anxious thoughts.

24See if there is any offensive way in me,

and lead me in the way everlasting.

Essentially, what he was asking for was for God to reveal to him his gaps. Any and all of them. Show me, God, what I don’t know about myself. Until I see these things, I won’t be able to walk fully in Your way, the way everlasting. I’m asking because I want to walk in Your way.

If you’re a follower of Christ, you’ve got to Mind the Gap. We never grow to the point where we have no gaps or where we don’t need to mind them. It’s part of our human condition. I often wish God would just eliminate them from my life. But He doesn’t. I think I know at least part of why He doesn’t. He wants me to depend on Him for growing insight and maturity in my walk with Him and my relationships with others. When I let them, living with and growing in my understanding of my gaps grows both maturity and humility in me.

David didn’t ask God to get rid of his gaps. He asked Him to show them to him. I think that’s the point. David’s desire was to walk in the way everlasting. That’s not possible without testing of thought and behavior. And for most of us – it’s sure true of me – we will walk with a limp in the way everlasting. Just like everybody else who ever has, except for One.

So here’s my challenge. Think deeply, prayerfully, about all the areas of your life – your friendships, your career, your recreational pursuits, your family, your habits, your preferences, your walk with Christ. And then ask God to expand Area 1 by showing you more about your Areas 2, 3 and 4 in each of these arenas of your life. Pray David’s prayer. And then in partnership with Him, Mind the Gap.

Nobody Will Ever Know by Em-One

If you’re a sports fan, you probably have seen the articles and editorials or heard sports talk people talking about a high profile college football coach, an NFL quarterback and a former NBA player who may have either ended their careers or sent them into hibernation because they believed one of the biggest lies the enemy of our souls tells. “Nobody will ever know.”

Inappropriate encounters with coeds. Accusations from dozens of massage therapists who were sexually accosted. Live feeds with strippers. These are the ones we’ve heard about because they surfaced into public light. One doesn’t have to be a conspiracy theorist to believe there are others (many other, potentially) that just didn’t make it into the media’s limelight.

Millions of other men and women with far a smaller social standing footprint and notoriety have believed this lie. They just didn’t make it into your Facebook feed. It Resulted in marriages ending. Families being blown apart. Jobs lost. Even prison terms. All because it seemed so plausible that nobody will ever know. Except people found out. And when they did, all hell broke loose.

People tend to have short memories when it comes to the crimes and misdemeanors of celebrities. You know. It’s probably time for the coach to retire, anyway. And besides, coaches get fired all the time. The ex-NBA star will probably pick up a contract with another network, or with the same one when the dust settles. The quarterback will probably land a position somewhere with another NFL team once things cool down. That’s just how it works in the celebrity world.

But most people aren’t celebrities. And when the lie they get sucked into comes home, their lives will be forever altered, and not for the better.

I think of some of the men I counsel who listened to the lie. They waited until their family was in bed, and then snuck to the computer and began clicking their way to the first of a cache of porn sites, thinking, “Nobody will ever know.” Two hours later, they break free of the trance and manage to shut their web browser down, feeling filthy and disgusted with themselves.

I think of some of the women I’ve counseled who clicked on the friend request from a high school beau, thinking it would be nice to re-connect. A casual, “How ya doin’,” became, “can I see you,” and before she knew what had happened, she was in a full-blown affair, without the will to break it off. So she just kept trying to cover her tracks and hide her movements. Until she couldn’t any more.

I don’t judge these people. John Wesley was right, “There but for the grace of God go I.” I have compassion for them. But I also know that the road they will have to travel to break the patterns that hold them hostage, especially if they want to restore the relationships their choices have broken, will be long and difficult. I know that making amends for the damage they’ve done, and breaking free of the guilt and shame they feel, will not be a quick or easy process. It won’t happen in a moment. God’s forgiveness is free, and it happens in a moment. But the trust of people they’ve betrayed isn’t. It almost always takes longer than anybody would want it to take to earn it back.

When we’re calm and fully rational, the lie is obvious. In a world that’s totally saturated with media and technology, virtually nothing can be done that nobody will ever know about. Ask anybody running for a public office. Ten year old tweets and pictures posted to the internet (possibly even innocently) routinely come back to bite the candidate and scuttle their campaign. And, by the way, you don’t have to be running for office for this to happen to you.

The problem (or one of them) is that Satan rarely starts whispering this lie when we’re calm and fully rational. He lurks, waiting until he knows it will seem reasonable, when our sensibilities are compromised. In the 12-Step Recovery Movement, they use HALT for those times. HALT stands for Hungry, Angry, Lonely, Tired. There are other times when we’re vulnerable, but these four times are nearly always times when our defenses are weak and our thinking mind is easily hijacked. These are times when it seems entirely plausible that nobody will ever know.

Here’s an important reality, in addition to the reality that technology makes nearly every move we make available for review. There are always three who will know. Always. First of all, there’s you. You can be in denial, but unless you have actual brain damage, you know that you did it. You might try and convince yourself that it’s not that big a deal, or that (and this is a big one) you can stop anytime you want, but even if you have a convincing case, you know you did it.

Secondly, Satan knows you did it. This may seem kind of kooky. There are lots of ideas about what the devil can and can not know, but I’m convinced he can observe us, even if he can’t read our mind. He saw it. And it gives him data to work with for locating your weaknesses and blind spots. This is important because they’re the bull’s eyes for his targets. It’s easy to forget, but his goal is to take you out. Take a look at 1 Peter 5:8. Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Not “someone to mess with,” or, “Someone to make miserable.” Someone to DEVOUR.

And third, God knows. He can’t be fooled. There’s no hiding from Him. (Ask the prophet Jonah…) Which, when it comes to our sin choices, is bad news.

But there’s good news. He wants to forgive us for the sin we’ve committed. He has said this dozens of times in dozens of ways. I love how the Apostle John wrote it in 1 Joh 1:9. If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness. This is an INCREDIBLE promise. But it is conditional. If there’s an if, it’s conditional. IF we confess our sins… If we admit our sin. If we quit trying to conceal it. My favorite definition for confession here is agreeing with God on the nature of our sin. If we see it for what it is.

To be forgiven and purified from all unrighteousness is the best feeling a human can have. It means spiritual and emotional freedom.

And here’s something that takes it to another level. The prophet Jeremiah wrote in Jeremiah 31:34. speaking for God, “…I will forgive their wickedness and will remember their sins no more.” Not only are our sins forgiven, they’re forgotten. Forgotten by the One who is capable of remembering EVERYTHING.

I believe humans are nearly incapable of forgiving and forgetting like this. When we’re the offender, we really want this to happen. When we’re the offended, well, maybe not so much. And yet there are times when as the offended, we want to forget the disloyalty, the betrayal, the personal injury. But really forgetting it is very hard. Almost impossible.

But with God, when He forgives, He forgets. And that’s a breath of life and hope.

In this moment of calm rationality it’s worth calling the lie out for what it is, for seeing it for the satanic manipulation it is. I once heard a teacher say, “It smells like smoke because it comes from hell.” I think that’s the case with this lie. It smells like smoke because it comes from hell. See it for what it is.

And then call down the grace of God, and then partner with Him and it to see the lie every time it tries to insinuate itself into your heart and mind.

Satanic Sneakers

I don’t like to admit that I spend time scrolling through my Twitter feed most mornings, but I do. It’s a nasty habit that I’m trying to kick. Over the last several days there have been a bunch of tweets about a satanic rapper who Nike has made custom sneakers for, which bear his satanic message. When I saw the first of these tweets, I thought, “Are you kidding me?! No way. That’s got to be a hoax.” Turns out, it’s no hoax.

Anybody else really not feeling comfortable with this?

I know, one pair of sneakers does not an entire culture make, but… But I’m old enough to have been around in a time when if this had ever even been suggested, it would have instantly been smacked down. It wouldn’t even have gotten out of the brainstorm, let alone to the design table. In fact, whoever suggested it would probably have lost their job. And the ACLU wouldn’t have come to their rescue. (Mainly because there was no ACLU…)

You are perhaps broad-minded enough to not get upset by these tweets and what prompted them, but I’m not.

But this blog isn’t about me mounting a campaign to complain these sneakers away. In case you haven’t received your memo, our complaining means basically nothing to Nike. I’m writing about what I think this actually is: a warning shot.

There’s another memo you should have gotten that says, “In the world you will have tribulation.” And one that says, “Everyone who lives a godly life will be persecuted.” And then the one that says, “…make the most of every opportunity because the days are evil.”

I don’t like it, but the reality is that the world is an evil place where evil people seem to thrive and evil things happen. One day, when Jesus returns, all the evil in the world will be ended and everything will be set right. But that day hasn’t come yet. For now, we’re living in a world that is under the spell of the Evil One. Hence satanic sneakers.

This isn’t the only warning shot being fired. Scan the headlines of whatever news feed you want and you’ll get more than you need or want of warning shots.

So I’m asking a question for every Christian Mom or Dad. What are we supposed to do with this?

Disclaimer: I don’t have the ultimate, absolute answer to these questions. I have suggestions, though.

Suggestion One: PRAY! I mean, every day. Earnestly. Specifically, pray for Got to keep your kids from the influence of the evil one. Jesus prayed this prayer for us in John 17:15. My prayer is not that you take them out of the world but that you protect them from the evil one.  That’s a prayer to pray for your kids ALL THE TIME. And for yourself, for that matter.

Suggestion Two: MONITOR. Monitor what’s coming into your home. Especially what’s coming in through your TV(s) and computer(s). This is difficult. You can’t know what your kids are looking at every minute of their waking day. I’m not suggesting that kind of monitoring. Trying to do that wouldn’t work, anyway. Your kids are way too tech-savvy. They’d figure out a work-around on it. What I mean is that what comes into your home matters, so pay attention to it. I once heard a guy say they didn’t watch network TV in their home for the same reason they didn’t drink out of the toilet. That’s pretty harsh, but the principle isn’t bad. Set boundaries. At the very least, monitor the amount of screen time your family spends. For most families, 10% less than you think would be reasonable is probably about right. OK, I don’t know that for a statistical certainty, but I’m pretty convinced that most families are way over the line of what’s reasonable. And when you figure out your boundaries on this, talk with your family about both the WHAT of the boundaries and the WHY for them.

Suggestion Three: TALK BACK TO YOUR SCREENS. When you see lies on TV or the Internet, say so. If your kids are in the room, they’ll hear you. They may think you’re a little nuts, but the already do, so. They’ll see you and hear you. The point is simple. When you call out a lie, you can talk about it with your kids. Explain why you think it’s a lie.

Suggestion Four: TABLE TALK. Conversation at meal time is one of the best tools in your parenting toolbox. This is where you will more likely transmit your values than anywhere. But to have table talk, you have to have meals together. At a table. With phones face-down and the TV turned off. I don’t want to be naïve, but I think a lot of the problems families have could be mitigated by this habit.

Suggestion Five: GET BACK TO CHURCH. Sounds like a preacher’s advice. But it matters. For more reasons than I’ve got time to write about or you have time to read about. Not the least of which is that it communicates a message to everyone in your family that God is your center. It won’t communicate that message well if the rest of the week He never gets a word in edge-wise, but if you attend church, you at least have a couple of hours where He gets center stage. And that’s something. So get back to church.

Suggestion Six: PRAY SOME MORE. In fact, solicit the prayers of people you know well enough to know that they pray and walk with God. Make an agreement with them that you’ll pray for each other’s families, following Jesus’ example (see Suggestion One).

Last Suggestion: TRUST GOD TO DO WHAT ONLY HE CAN DO.. Which is to guard the hearts of your family. Whatever may happen in the world around us, you can be confident that God isn’t taken by surprise by any of it. He’s in control, even when things are chaotic and nutty. Even when Nike makes and sells satanic sneakers.

My Favorite Saint

May be a cartoon of text that says 'I have to Pee. He's touching me! I feel sick Are we there Yet? I hungry. 19x00 Saint Patrick regrets his decision to drive the Snakes out of Ireland.'

I grew up in a Protestant home. A conservative, independent, non-denominational home. So conservative, independent and non-denominational that I thought we were anti-denominational. So you might guess that with this church background I didn’t get much education regarding Roman Catholicism. Actually, the education I got was that Catholics were bad. Probably weren’t going to heaven. I was 49 years old before I ever went inside a Catholic church.

But in these last years of my experience, I’ve discovered that not all of the Catholic faith and tradition is evil. I’m now thinking that there may be some Catholics in heaven after all. Getting this off my chest is cathartic. Thank you.

One of the things I’ve discovered in this little journey of mine is that there are a few saints I admire. Even a Pope or two. My favorite is Saint Patrick. And since we’re celebrating his day soon, I thought I’d attempt to wax eloquent on him.

On March 17, we’ll be celebrating the anniversary of his death (not his birthday). This is a fact you’ll want to file away in case you get on Jeopardy and the category of “The Saints Go Marching In” comes up. On March 17, 461, Patrick, bishop and apostle of Ireland, dies at Saul, Downpatrick, Ireland. Fittingly, history has it that he died in the church he had established there, 40 years earlier.

Patrick’s story could easily be made into an engaging movie or novel. He grew up in an affluent family in Britain, and evidently had a good life as a boy. As good a life as anyone would have had in the 400’s. Adequate food, a good home, a good education. But that came to a screeching halt when he was captured and enslaved at age 16 by Irish marauders. For six years he was their servant, which was the common practice of Irish marauders. During this time of servitude, Patrick grew deep in his faith in God. Through a series of events (which you might want to read about for yourself) he was able to escape, make his way back to Britain to be reunited with is family.

There he studied for the priesthood, and was eventually ordained a bishop. In a dream, Patrick heard God calling him back to where he had been a slave, Ireland. So he went. He arrived in Ireland in 433 and began preaching the Gospel, converting many thousands of Irish and building churches around the country.  He lived in poverty and humility. He practiced what he preached.

In a very interesting book, which I highly recommend, How the Irish Saved Civilization, Thomas Cahill writes that St. Patrick was responsible for keeping literacy alive in Ireland.

There are many myths and legends about St. Patrick. One of which, maybe the most famous of them, is that he drove the snakes from the island into the sea. They’ve never returned. Hence, the graphic at the top…

Today, St. Patrick’s day is celebrated around the globe, and not just by Catholics. It involves shamrocks, wearing green, proclaiming the luck of the Irish, and, of course, green beer. In Chicago, they die the Chicago river green. By the way, if you’ve got kids at home, you’ll want to make sure you’re wearing green on the 17th or they will pinch you. It’s a rule. And one kids never break.

Here’s my favorite thing about my favorite saint, though. Not the shamrock, which he is said to have used to illustrate the Trinity. Not the luck of the Irish. If you look at their entire history, they haven’t always been that lucky. And not the green beer. It’s this prayer attributed to him.

I arise today
Through the strength of heaven;
Light of the sun,
Splendor of fire,
Speed of lightning,
Swiftness of the wind,
Depth of the sea,
Stability of the earth,
Firmness of the rock.

I arise today
Through God’s strength to pilot me;
God’s might to uphold me,
God’s wisdom to guide me,
God’s eye to look before me,
God’s ear to hear me,
God’s word to speak for me,
God’s hand to guard me,
God’s way to lie before me,
God’s shield to protect me,
God’s hosts to save me
Afar and anear,
Alone or in a multitude.

Christ shield me today
Against wounding
Christ with me, Christ before me, Christ behind me,
Christ in me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me,
Christ on my right, Christ on my left,
Christ when I lie down, Christ when I sit down,
Christ in the heart of everyone who thinks of me,
Christ in the mouth of everyone who speaks of me,
Christ in the eye that sees me,
Christ in the ear that hears me.

I arise today
Through the mighty strength
Of the Lord of creation.

If there’s a better prayer for a believer, I’m not sure I know what it would be. Especially that next-to-the last stanza. I want Christ with me, before me, behind me, in me, beneath me, above me, on my right, on my left, when I lie down, when I sit down, in the heart of everyone who thinks of me, in the mouth of everyone who speaks of me, in the eye that sees me and in the ear that hears me.

I have a strong sense that this is how Jesus’ prayer, “Your kingdom come, Your will be done,” will come to pass.

And I think that if on this St. Patrick’s Day believers prayed a similar prayer and cooperated with God’s answer to it, the world would change in all sorts of amazing ways.